LIES YOU WERE TOLD.
You think astrology is vague because you read a generic horoscope in a newspaper.
That's like judging oceanography by looking at a glass of water.
"ASTROLOGY IS VAGUE & GENERIC (BARNUM EFFECT)"
THE LIE: Astrologers use broad statements like "You work hard" that apply to everyone.
THE TRUTH: Real astrology is terrifyingly specific. Your chart is a mathematical fingerprint calculated from the exact position of planets at your birth second. We don't say "You work hard." We say "Saturn in your 10th house indicates a career delay until age 32, followed by a rapid ascent in authority roles involving structure or government."
"IT'S NOT SCIENTIFIC"
THE LIE: There is no physical mechanism for planets to affect humans.
THE TRUTH: The moon moves billions of tons of ocean water daily. The sun's solar flares disrupt global communications satellites. You live in a soup of electromagnetic fields and gravitational waves. To assume biology is immune to physics is the ultimate arrogance.
"IT'S FATALISTIC"
THE LIE: Astrology says you have no free will.
THE TRUTH: Your chart is the terrain; you are the driver. If your chart shows "accident prone," you don't stop driving—you drive carefully. We don't predict your death; we predict the weather of your life. You decide whether to bring an umbrella.
"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do."
— J.P. Morgan